
Waiting for God
by Michael Aitkens
27th September - 4th October 2025 7.30pm
The art of growing old… disgracefully
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After five successful series during the 1990s, BBC sitcom Waiting for God has been adapted for stage by writer Michael Aitkens. The play follows the lives of those inhabiting the Bayview Retirement Home – a dreary, slow-paced residential home that proudly boasts ‘highlights’ such as a trips to Lourdes and Stonehenge in a ramshackle minibus. Resident Diana Trent is a woman who despises the title of senior citizen and all of the stereotypes that go with it. With no intention of slipping into old age quietly, Diana focuses her energy on making life for Bayview manager Harvey Baines as difficult as possible. When playful ex-accountant Tom Ballard moves into the adjacent apartment, Diana sees him as nothing but a boring man who’s lived a boring life. Eager to change her opinion, Tom decides to impress Diana by making a stand at dinnertime – declaring the food inedible and marching to wage war against Baines. Confronted by Tom’s promises to ‘disembowel himself on the steps of the town hall’, Baines resentfully increases budgeting on food, much to the delight of the other residents. Seeing an opportunity to gain a partner in crime, Diana forms an alliance with Tom and the pair embark on a number of adventures together. The play’s humour centres around growing old disgracefully and the delightful antics of its colourful characters.
All the favourite characters from the original series are reimagined facing the challenges that come with growing old disgracefully in the era of the silver surfer.
At Bayview Retirement Village, battle-axe extraordinaire Diana Trent conspires with new resident Tom Ballard to give the conniving manager his comeuppance through an hilarious conspiracy with unexpectedly heart-warming results.
After five successful series during the 1990s, BBC sitcom Waiting for God has been adapted as a stand alone stage play by writer Michael Aitkens.
Waiting for God follows the lives of those inhabiting the Bayview Retirement Home – a dreary, slow-paced residential home that proudly boasts ‘highlights’ such as a trips to Lourdes and Stonehenge in a ramshackle minibus.
Resident Diana Trent is a woman who despises the title of senior citizen and all of the stereotypes that go with it. With no intention of slipping into old age quietly, Diana focuses her energy on making life for Bayview manager Harvey Baines as difficult as possible. When playful ex-accountant Tom Ballard moves into the adjacent apartment, Diana sees him as nothing but a boring man who’s lived a boring life. Eager to change her opinion, Tom decides to impress Diana by making a stand at dinnertime – declaring the food inedible and marching to wage war against Baines. Confronted by Tom’s promises to ‘disembowel himself on the steps of the town hall’, Baines resentfully increases budgeting on food, much to the delight of the other residents. Seeing an opportunity to gain a partner in crime, Diana forms an alliance with Tom and the pair embark on a number of adventures together. The play’s humour centres around growing old disgracefully and the delightful antics of its colourful characters.
Cast
Diana Trent… Gill Barham
Tom Ballard… John Tanner
Jane … Heather Taylor
Harvey … Mark Hobson
Geoffrey … James McKean
Sarah … Laura Rothwell
Dr Henry/ Undertaker/Tilly … Angela Connolly
Vicar Dennis/ Basil …. Jon Comyn Platt
Crew
Director … Verity Mann
PA … Heather Taylor
Set design & construction … Chris Bannatyne & Verity Mann
Set Painting … Frank Brown, Karel & John Lees
Lighting …. David Plowright
Sound …. Peter Smith & Andrew Mann
Costumes …. Verity Mann
Props …. Lynda Hoyle, Louise Clarke
Large Props …. Chris Bannatyne
Set dressing …. Verity Mann
Prompt …. Margaret Thompson
Stage Manager …. Liz O’Driscoll
Publicity …. Andrew Mann, Richard Wallis, Martin & Val Kavanagh, Sam Al-Hamdani
Photography …. Alan Gorst
Director…. Verity Mann
PA… Heather Taylor
Set… Chris Bannatyne , Frank Brown, John Lees & team
Lighting… David Plowright and Andrew Mann
Sound… Peter Smith & Andrew Mann
Costumes… The costume team
Props … Lynda Hoyle
Prompt … Margaret Thompson
Stage Manager … Liz O’Driskell
Publicity … Andrew Mann , Richard Wallis, Martin & Val Kavanagh,
Photographs … Alan Gorst
Date
- Sat 4th October 2025
- Expired!
Time
- 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Can you add me on your events calendar please and where do people usually park when attending your performances
Very disappointed with the foul language in this play.
No warning given. It spoiled what would have been a nice evening.
There is no need to use expletives as filthy as this.
I heard many comments on the same lines as we left.
Good acting by the the people who played Jane and the vicar.
John Wresdell,
Bracey Bridge Farm
Driffield
YO25 4DE
Apologies John, we did not mean to offend, but we had to run as per the script. perhaps we should have given more warning
I hope you can come again.
Thank you for your reply. I don’t think much of your script writer, apparently the TV series
did not contain such language. I will only be coming again if it is a play with no foul language.
Also I have been advised to ask you to remove my address from my comments as it could
encourage identity theft. I included my address as I am not an anonymous moaner.
I stand by my complaint.
Regards
John Wresdell